There was a classic series of second-generation Cheers
episodes that featured a comically sleazy but somehow
likeable Frenchman named Henri who was out to steal
Woody's girlfriend (Kellie). Spraying on transparent
charm like eau de toilette, he circled closer by the
episode, even brazenly joking with Woody about his
intentions. "Wooooodddeeee….I'm gooang to steeel
your geerlfraannnd…"
Like Henri, Air lay it on thick, and they never feel
compelled to apologize for their behavior. They positively
bathe in soft-focus, heavily perfumed "dreaminess,"
and when they deign to add anything as concrete as
a lyric, it's unquestioning love songs and lullabies
all around. It's easy, at times, to feel that the
undeniably beautiful music they're capable of is really
a nasty trick - a feeling certainly not dispelled
by the mood-shattering tunelessness of their last
album, 10,000Hz Legend, which, lest we forget,
featured a song about a blowjob called "Wonder Milky
Bitch."
And now they're back, and the downy easiness of Talkie
Walkie makes Moon Safari
sound like Bad Brains. Why should we trust them? Aren't
they just trying to steal our girlfriends?
It doesn't matter. It really doesn't. Talkie
Walkie is so lush, so beautiful, so sonically
perfect … it's just irresistible. Take, for example,
the lyric to "Surfing on a Rocket," an absolutely
ludicrous child's dream of space travel. "5,4,3,2,1,0/You'll
never see me again…" it lisps in a double-tracked
French accent, and you should laugh, but you won't,
because it's absolutely magical stuff, proof that
if you can make music that actually sounds like a
child's dream of space travel, then you can get away
with a lyric to match.
The love songs ("Venus", "Universal Traveler") are,
if anything, even more faux-naïf, but
their gawky romanticism (delivered in broken, lisping
English as ever) is buttressed by some of the most
exquisitely comforting music you'll ever hear. "Alpha
Beta Gaga," meanwhile, is a lyric-free symphony of
banjos, synths, and carefree whistling that sounds
like nothing less than the discovery of a new music.
Call it easy listening psychedelia, but it's as perfect
as anything you'll hear this year.
There is no reason for anyone to be fumbling around
in search of this kind of innocence, this sense of
unsullied musical wonderment. It's cynical, and it's
a recipe for disaster. But Air aren't fumbling. They
can do it. And they have.
Henri never did steal Woody's girlfriend. Sam and
the gang ran him out of town before he could make
his final move. But when he was gone, they all had
to admit that they kind of missed him. Charming bastard.
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Air Moon Safari
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Etienne de Crecy Super Discount
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