Is there anyone in music more painfully self-aware
than Caroline Herve? Combining all the worst excesses
of the self-obsessed diva with the pretensions of
the reclusive techno boffin, she's spent the last
four years acting the sharp-clawed electroclash bitchqueen
on record, earning her supper spinning the kind of
minimalist house and techno that makes Richie Hawtin's
pate sweat, and fervently denying any interest in
the genre/trend/movement that has been modeled on
her voice and in her image. It's the kind of behavior
that suggests a long vacation and some therapy sessions
are in order, but it's also made her potentially the
most interesting figure in electronic music since
The Aphex Twin put his tank up on blocks.
And now, with the electroclash bandwagon careening
off the tracks, she's delivering a cred-renewing full-length
"artist album." So what'll it be? Low profile? Hardly.
I Com comes out with back arched and claws
bared, as defensive, unfocused, self-obsessed and
ultimately as charismatic as its creator. Even before
the music arrives, the record takes a swipe at haters
real and imagined: A scrawled inscription on the CD
surface reads "I heard someone saying there should
not be any 'Miss Kittin' section in record stores,
butt [sic] a 'Featuring Miss Kittin' one." The implication
being: Take this, motherfuckers.
And in large part the music within - produced and
written by Herve with Tobias Neumann and Thies Mynther
-- backs up the talk. Not without more talk, of course.
Opener "Professional Distortion" is an hilariously
bitchy journal of a DJ diva, wherein Kittin complains
"I have to wake up every day … I have to play
records all night … I'm in the loop, I am the loop…
I have to kiss so many cheeks … I have to put guests
on the list." Set to bleeps, guitars, and fractured
rhythms, it's a great sounding opener: brash,
funny, less cheeky than ballsy, and the perfect vehicle
for the Kittin voice, which seems determined to redefine
the word deadpan. Is she really complaining? Is it
all a joke? Does she really love herself this much?
The answer to these questions - and almost every other
question this album raises - is yes.
I Com is all over the place, and seems purpose-built
to back up Kittin's claim that she was never really
much into electro. It's mostly synthetic, in places
very ambient, and really better suited to a headphone
session than a preening spin around the dancefloor.
The full-bore Kittin attitude is best showcased on
in-your face numbers like "Requiem for a Hit," a techno-junglist
collaboration with L.A.Williams that quickly spins
off into a kind of nonsensical sado-masochist chant.
"Meet Sue Be She" is a delightful if lightweight piece
of party punk - and possibly the only song on the
album not directly about Herve (it's about her manager).
"I Come.com" and "Dub About Me" are fairly self-explanatory,
and "Clone Me" takes the onanism right over the top.
It's all quite absurd, but genuinely entertaining.
High art? Maybe not. But then that's probably a good
thing.
"Happy Violentine," however, is something else again.
Another confessional, this one's more oblique, and
musically outshines everything else on I Com.
If you thought you never needed to hear a Miss Kittin
ballad … well, you were wrong. Check it out.
I Com is undoubtedly a difficult first
album, but is it a success? Well let's see. In just
under an hour, Kittin drops the electro, keeps the
clash, thoroughly celebrates and ridicules herself,
leaves her fans satisfied and her detractors (if there
really were any) even more confused. I'd say that's
a result.
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